Nooging 

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

Nooging by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

noobingpro 

a huge simp

wow he is a very big noobingpro

noobingpro by hulksmash5718 November 11, 2021

noobin 

n. a fart of the silent variety; see also noobinan

synonym - SBD (silent but deadly);piper

Man 1: "Aww! What's that smell?!"
Man 2: "Noobin!"

noobin by Beef Jerkin April 18, 2004

nooking 

To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble.

"Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"

nooking by PRwiz101 October 24, 2009

noobinan 

Re-mix of the word noobin

Man 1: "Aww, what's that smell!?"
Man 2: "NOOBINAN!"

noobinan by Beef Jerkin April 18, 2004

face nooking 

the act of nooking your face in a face nook(a vagina). this is usually done in the performance of oral sex, also known as "eating out"

Wally: What was you up to last night, mi compadree.

Joe: face nooking cindyyyy, aw yeah.

Wally: Daaaamn, son.

Joe: Yeah, like chicken, baby, like chicken.

face nooking by difi October 17, 2008

nooning 

The act of spooning nude.

Pete and John were spooning last night!
Nahh, they were naked... they were nooning ;)

nooning by ringo87536 October 29, 2010