Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch 

A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.

Yo dood!

whats up spankey!

so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!

wait where did you get the lemur?

shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!

oh, alright.....

Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011

Red Ruffed Lemur

The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!

OMG i hate that gay Red Ruffed Lemur that animal is so un-beastly.

Red Ruffed Lemur by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008

Exotic Lemur 

A skanky hooker name used for a female, who is about 5''2, has large thighs, a really hairy stomach, and is irish and brazillian. She is a regular at dairy queen but isn't there to get ice cream. She spends her time in a shady van with an unexperienced boy with a large sausage. She commenly has the expression of a lemur who has just spotted a ripe banana.

Dayumm exotic lemur, how much for an hour at dairy queen?

Exotic Lemur by Jacley June 15, 2009

surprise lemur in a box 

A person of small stature with ninjaesque abilities.

"You be like a surprise lemur in a box gurl! I did not even see ya!"

surprise lemur in a box by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009

maple lemur 

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.

Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.

maple lemur by YRN💎💎👌👌 October 4, 2016

The Lemur 

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.

European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!

The Lemur by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

birthday lemur

When you and someone else are one day apart for birthdays

Omg ur birthday is a day after mine?? We’re birthday lemurs!

birthday lemur by alvinsimp69 July 20, 2023