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ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.
"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"
ass-facing by P_G February 4, 2005
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fuck facing 

The act of imagining someone else’s face instead of your partner’s face whom you’re currently having sex with.
I think my girlfriend was fuck facing me last night but it’s cool because I was pretending she was Wonder Woman
fuck facing by Nate From HR June 9, 2020
A sport where if you're a "dry" novice. You will be plagued with terrible, apathetic judges and crazy old directors. Where they say things like "distance parry" and give points to people that hit your foot or your mask!

Go electric as soon as possible!
"Oh man, because I won against him during pools, now he's not even looking while judging! How awesome."
fencing by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

facington 

Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.
"That Lauren is such a facington."

"Stop being such a facington, whore."
facington by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007

Cyber Fencing

When two fencers engage one another in a Facebook "poke" war, or otherwise fencing-like internet based activity. Usually followed by a thread of messages or wall posts over who got the touch.
*poke* Ha! You didn't even parry!
*poke* Wtf? No, screw you! I parry and riposte and hit you straight in the mask!
*poke* So, it's a Cyber Fencing bout you want, is it?
This can go on for a VERY long time
Cyber Fencing by Hat Guy March 28, 2010

Period Fencing

A sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party passes or taps out.
Connie: Why the hell am I so pissed whenever you're around!?
Gertrude: Why don't you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
Connie: I'm going to...
Alan, interrupting: Are you two PMSing or what? You need to settle this with some period fencing.
Period Fencing by taylen24 June 16, 2010