Blistering Bull 

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.

"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!

Blistering Bull by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007

Wishful blinking 

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you

Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.

Wishful blinking by acpswims25 September 21, 2011

meat bunkering 

When a circumsimed male and a uncirumsized male touch penis' The uncircumcised male folds his foreskin over circumcised males helmet.

Josh woke up in the morning and realised he had a big night of meat bunkering

meat bunkering by Cump October 19, 2017

blingering 

When someone stops by your cubicle for a quick question, which you answer, and then they decide to linger several more minutes for no reason, talking about random nonsense.

John asked for the PowerPoints, and I showed him where to find them, but then he blingered at my desk for another five minutes talking about the football game (I don't care about football). He's always blingering at the office and wasting people's time.

blingering by Oat Potatoes December 2, 2014

Bickering over the blue sky

When someone invents spurious arguments or seeks disharmony through contradiction or exageration with the sole aim of annoying the other relentlessly.

The wish to constantly upset the other using any verbal means possible.

It is the endlessness of the antagonism that elevates it above a mere Arguvate, Hissy Fit or Tantrum.

Example 1
Tourist: "Look at the yellow sand we are walking on!"
Young Woman: "What sand?"
Tourist: "The sand we are walking on!!!"
Young Woman: "That's not sand, it's beach soil... and it's not yellow!"
Tourist: "Please... don't start Bickering over the Blue Sky with me"
Young Woman: "I'm not!"

Example 2
Friend: "How was your holiday?"
Tourist: "Terrible... we Bickered over the blue sky for 2 weeks solid"
Friend: "Sorry Bro... sounds like she didn't want to be with you"

Bickering over the blue sky by Alt Dot October 2, 2010

Power Blinking 

Looking at someone in a condescending way while taking longer than average blinks.

That bitch was power blinking me! I've never felt like a bigger piece of shit.

Power Blinking by abeblinking February 10, 2021

'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' 

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1

"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"

'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by RahandG November 6, 2022