Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.

Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Cockballs Assington by Assington's first bastard May 23, 2011

cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock

My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...

cock assist by pdpColonel September 11, 2005

Assinity 

1. (n.) Virginity of the anus.

Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.

Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.

I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.

Assinity by tred69 September 8, 2009

Assia (E-ss-i-a) 

Assia is the funniest and most charismatic person ever. She makes you feel so welcomed with her easy going personality and she's an absolute crackheaaddddd. She's a super relatable person and really knowledgeable on topics she's super interested in. Just one of her laughs can pull up the whole atmosphere.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) is jokesss.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) by Thebuttnothebuzum November 22, 2021

assimilation 

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population; distinct from integration in that it implies a loss of cultural identity and ultimately of individuality. Usually relates to the pressure on immigrants to conform to the expectations of the mass culture in their new country. More recently applied to the aggressive subjugation of races by the Borg, and hence to a person joining a large faceless group of stupid people.

"Bad news; she bought the Avril album. Her assimilation is complete."

assimilation by shoggoth August 11, 2003

Assian

An asian with a great booty.

Damn that Japanese chick an assian!

Assian by jakeh111 May 17, 2011