bowel-shattering 

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

bowel-shattering by Skin March 18, 2004

Shmattering 

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

Shmattering by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009

shantering 

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

shantering by chaselc June 18, 2011

Shattering the porcelain throne 

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

Shattering the porcelain throne by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

Epoch shattering by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

Dick Shattering 

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

Dick Shattering by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

Shaneling 

A child made of a being called Shane, it is often spawned from nothingness but can take place in a female body, being born may cause an ice age, it is thought that Shane evolved from highly intelligent being called snlaargs, came to earth and Devolved into a mindless being of torture, he often keeps dolls of his subjects as reminders of the fact he has one in his lair

Person 1: what is that strange thing on the floor?
Person 2: oh that's a Shaneling

(Szh-ayn-l-een-g)

Shaneling by Mr Kazadilla October 16, 2011