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Schnitzel Shank 

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
Schnitzel Shank by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.
George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"

Schnitzel day 

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday
Schnitzel day by Aveyond May 11, 2022

Schnitzel Groover 

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand
"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"
Schnitzel Groover by A_B_M January 23, 2024

Schnitzel Sack

The term Mando Deodorant Marketing team uses to refer to a vagina.

“Go between your butt cheeks, down between your schnitzel sack, and just sniff the suds”

May solely be used to refer to trans vaginas. At the time of writing this, more research needs to be done.
Rebecca: Wow your schnitzel sack is so pretty
Vanessa: OMG Rebecca shut up
Rebecca: No seriously you’re a total snack
Vanessa: *proceeds to sniff suds*
Schnitzel Sack by DaveGillyBaby January 14, 2025

Schnitzel Cock

A phrase meaning crush it, don’t take shit from anyone and don’t take advice from anyone who has less money than you.
Wake up and Schnitzel Cock it today boys.
Schnitzel Cock by anonymous January 28, 2025