PZ Myers 

Militant atheist and Dawkins fanboy, Myers attracted public attention when during 2009 his S&M/bakery fetish was made public: apparently, Myers admitted torturing a number of holy wafers for fun and pleasure.

Members of the catholic church and pastafarians discuss to this day wether they should feel indignated for the abuse perpetrated on innocent floor products or concerned for the mental state of this man.

-Hey isn't that guy PZ Myers?
-Yeah. What the hell does he need all that bread and plastic sheets for?

PZ Myers by Ngherappa June 15, 2011

Lola Dement Myers

The most fun girl to hang out with. She is always a ball of sunshine and plans to be a crazy cat lady when she grows old. She has a Kim K. ass and is proud. She goes to the best camp on Earth with her best friend in the world, Sammy Altman. She is very happy and bubbly. She also has blue hairs and likes to change her favorite song all of the time. She is a facebook addict and is seeking help.

This party isn't fun enough, we need a Lola Dement Myers

Lola Dement Myers by eisnergirlxoxo123 April 28, 2011

North Fort Myers 

Home of the Lifted trucks, Rednecks, and Fights Every weekend. It's really a good time, if you know the right people. The older Generation is more laid back, and quick to break a hater's eye socket. The younger Generation are not as tough, and are more subject to whining. Every time a new piles song comes out, the younger generation thinks they are bad ass lol.

Can YOU handle North Fort Myers?

North Fort Myers by T.W.P. July 12, 2011

Myers

A guy who is tall,loves to play basketball he might not be the best at it but he is good at it. He has a good personality and has many friends and has a good heart and if he meets a girl that girl is aways in his mind.

He seems to be a player but actually has true love. he is cool and weired and he looks confused but atleast he is funny sometimes.

I need a Myers in my basketball team.

Myers by KS13 March 20, 2019

Fort Myers 

A slummy, boring city in southwest Florida full of decomposing geriatrics and foreclosed homes. The social climate can be summed up as "spiteful grapevine." Everyone has a grudge against everyone else in Fort Myers. For this reason and many others, it is called Fort Misery by its locals.

Fort Myers, and Lee County at large, is so unbelievably boring that one of their main attractions is a patch of land overlooking brackish water with a fountain that looks like watersports porn from a certain angle. Also known as Centennial Park.

Don't take my word for it; look up Lee County sucks in Google.

Girl: "Where do you live?"
Guy: "Fort Myers."
Girl: "Oh."
Guy: "Is something wrong?"
Girl: "I'm sorry." *click*

Fort Myers by -Anonymous=-- March 17, 2011

MICHAEL MYERS 

a horror movie character. As a kid he was posessed by this thang called thorn, he killed his sister and he was sent to tha loony bin, then he escaped 15 years later and then he went to haddonfield ilinois to kill the rest of his family,

guy #1 Who the fuck is that?
guy #2 Thats Michael Myers!
(Michael stabs both guys to death and hangs them upside down in his closet)

MICHAEL MYERS by LIL O.G. August 31, 2008

Brett myers 

A pitcher on the Philadelphia Phillies who likes to beat up his wife.

When Brett Myers gets mad he takes it out on his wife.

Brett myers by dan lourie June 25, 2006