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Something we all like to spend and some like to save.
Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!
Money by daileyd22 July 23, 2011
A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has
Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."
Money by Benjabibble January 7, 2009
The only thing you cannot buy.
- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.
Money by zacon November 29, 2003
The shit you buy your crack with.
My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.
money by BigJake93 January 30, 2017
Money is the essance of life
Money by Idiot57201 March 25, 2017
a piece of paper that is worthless because everything in life does not take that piece of crap
you do not need money
money by the litest person evaa December 10, 2017