Money 

The green stuff that lands chicks.

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!

Money by IM IN DA MONEY July 8, 2003

Money 

Something we all like to spend and some like to save.

Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!

Money by daileyd22 July 23, 2011

Money 

A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has

Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."

Money by Benjabibble January 7, 2009

Money 

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

Money by zacon November 29, 2003

money 

The shit you buy your crack with.

My crack dealer makes more money than a two-bit whore.

money by BigJake93 January 30, 2017

Money 

The essance of life.

Trump~

Money is the essance of life

Money by Idiot57201 March 25, 2017

money 

a piece of paper that is worthless because everything in life does not take that piece of crap

you do not need money

money by the litest person evaa December 10, 2017