Eret 

He's a very wholesome and friendly Twitch streamer. One of the best Minecrafters of this generation. A literal legend.

"Hey, who's your favorite Twitch streamer?"
"Oh, it's Eret. King shit no cap."

Eret by thoughtrxform September 20, 2020

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018

Hard Erect Dong 

A dong that is both hard and erect. Generally, when doing the sexy times, you'll probably want your dingle dong to be hard & erect. It's common practice within the male community to have a hard and erect dong when either masturbating, sexy sex, or moisturizing.

Guy 1: Man, when I sexed my boyfriend (no homo) last night, I had a Hard Erect Dong
Guy 2: Yeah same man, when I sexed my girlfriend (no hetero) last night, my dong was both hard and erect.
Guy 3: Shut up man we're at my father's funeral

Hard Erect Dong by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

eren jaeger 

When you have an uncontrollable anger.

Did you hear? He Eren Jaeger'd and destroyed the whole town.

eren jaeger by Rinkei September 20, 2013

Erendira 

A girl who is stunningly beautiful, smart, funny, and down to earth. The absolute most perfect person on the planet. No arguments. Everything about this girl is so amazing that she is sometimes thought to be an angel or goddess . She is the most beautiful girl to live on this planet. She will deny that, but it is a true fact and everybody knows it. She has a smile that will brighten your day when your down. She is likes to play sports and is really good at volleyball and soccer. She also has a booty for days. She is simply amazing in every which way and is a real keeper. The type of girl you want to marry and spend the rest of your life with.

Erendira is so gorgeous-- fuuuuuuudge! Just got a boner.

Erendira by hundred14 January 10, 2014

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

ereh 

mikasas :eren

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ereh by Kiyomi zou January 27, 2021