Caucasian 

1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).

Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.

Caucasian by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010

caucasianpersuasion 

The tik tok username of the funniest lesbian on tik tok. Caucasianpersuasion is a Boston based internet star who got her start in mid June on the app called tik tok. She makes them mostly about being a lesbian.

Jeff: Hey! Did you see Alex’s new video?
Craig: Who?
Jeff: Oh my bad, have you seen Caucasianpersuasion’s new tik tok?
Craig: Oh yeah! Shit was fire!

caucasianpersuasion by coolcat42069 June 19, 2019

caucasian 

A racial group of people whose ancestors are from Europe, West Asia, and North Africa. Skin color varies, but facial features include:

Long and thin nose
Prominent chin
Flat facial profile (orthognathism)
Bulbous forehead
Weak, retracted cheekbones
Deep set eyes (as opposed to the wide set eyes of black people)
Generous amounts of body hair (and face)
Thin and sometimes curly hair, varying in color from platinum blonde to dark black
Small, thin lips

Many ethnic groups belong to Caucasians, including but not limited to:

Whites (Europeans)
Arabs
Berbers
Jews
Caucasics (restricted to the Caucasus area around Georgia and Armenia)
Pakistanis
Some Indians

Spaniards, Germans, Irish, Palestinians, Algerians, Moroccans, Norwegians, Swedes, Iraqis, Iranians, Englishmen, etc. are all Caucasian people. Not all are white, however.

Caucasian women are very attractive.

caucasian by Moggggggz September 1, 2006

Caucasian 

This is an incorrect term and also offensive to define white people, as Caucasians are not white but brown.

Caucasian people are from Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Georgia, those countries so forth.

Please remember that White people are not Caucasian, it's stupid, ridiculous and offensive to say it.

I am from Turkey and I'm a Caucasian person.

I am White but not Caucasian.

Caucasian by Anon12576343 September 5, 2010

Caucasionally Challenged 

1. A name for latin or half black people who look very pale and get confused for white people very easily. Can also be applied to people who don't like how dark they are, or other nationalities that get confused for white people regularly, such as: Irish, Scottish, Greeks.

2. A name for white people who don't act as the stereotypical white person would, such as not being able to get parking in Boston, or not playing Sudoku every minute of every day.

You: You won't have any trouble hiding in the snow fort dood
Black friend: Dude, I'm black.
You: No you're just caucasionally challenged.

You: Theres a white guy working at that chinese place.

Friend: He's just caucasionally challenged.

Caucasionally Challenged by JackMatt February 23, 2011

caucasian fixation 

clear sexual preference for partners with white skin.

Many women and men of other colors have caucasian fixation.
Kristyn(asian) and Brittaney(black/white) have caucasian fixation bad, they only love white men!
I have yellow fever for asian women, and they have caucasian fixation for me :)

caucasian fixation by A caucasian man December 3, 2010

Caucasianitis

This is a social disorder, it is only known to affect people of race other than Caucasians. It is when a person of non-Caucasian race develops or exhibits the behavioral patterns of a Caucasian/"White person". Caucasianitis mostly affects black people. There is no cure for this disability yet. But with treatment it is possible to suppress this disorder.

1.) Caucasianitis: A Jamaican using the word "like" at the end of every sentence as how a Caucasian would.

2.)Caucasianitis: A black person watching white programming (Friends, Will & Grace etc.)

Caucasianitis by Vengali December 11, 2009