A frivolous
trumpet player whose best trait is making phony door slips and has a peculiar incapability of renting minivans. This person also is completely
sleep deprived and often falls asleep amidst the height of social
gatherings. He is also an absolute food slut and will do anything needed to acquire food; a glutton.
'Hey have
you seen a bimbo around these parts?'
'Yeah, that bimbo is in the stolen concert hall which he
acquired through a phony door slip; he is viciously consuming the food that the bimbress bought after he just woke from his nap and food
spontaneously appeared before his head.'