fully beached 

To be quite far under the influence of marijuana; pretty high, very baked

*hits blunt*
Dude 1: "Düde, I'm fully beached right now"

Dude 2: "fully"

fully beached by Robbie Odden May 11, 2016

Making the Two-Backed Beast 

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

Making the Two-Backed Beast by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Bachelor Salad 

A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.

See also Ramen Budget

My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!

Bachelor Salad by icabod May 10, 2004

Balched 

Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants

1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!

Balched by BlueWhale January 16, 2009

bachelor basket 

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

bachelor basket by H47 January 16, 2009

double backed monster 

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

double backed monster by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Bachem 

alternative for saying son.

Others: did u get the joke man?

You: yeah bachem

Bachem by escme July 16, 2009