perfect attendance 

when you dont miss a day of smoking marijuana.

"ay man you wanna burn today?"
"you kno im bout perfect attendance, light it up"

perfect attendance by lakai6721 February 4, 2013

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

Naughty Bathroom Attendent by synasthetic December 25, 2010

attendance fraud

When someone marked you absent in class or in work but in reality you were present or you were there

Boss: Ok you guys need to fill up the form for you to get present because i'll not be here
Client or student: (fills up the form)
Client or student: I filled up the form and I was marked absent
Boss: Then it's an attendance fraud........

attendance fraud by Whatever Thingy March 12, 2021

Daycare attendent 

A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon

Guh officer I don't think you understand officer. I need that Daycare Attendent to pound me ugghh oh yeaahhh uhhhhhhhh please yeahh mmmm

Daycare attendent by anonymous March 28, 2024

ascendant 

That last movie in The Divergent Series that everyone wants but isn't going to get anytime soon.

"I'm really excited for Ascendant!"
"I guess you didn't hear the news..."

ascendant by antisocialfangirl February 21, 2017

Attentative 

This is for people who make up their own lispy sounding words but means same as attentive.

Lu lu is being very attentative to Eric's needs.

Attentative by Lulurock January 15, 2021

Attending the Conference 

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas

"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"

Attending the Conference by impromptuu September 9, 2021