british breakfast 

defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake

Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's

british breakfast by TinoFett June 11, 2006

british bulldog 

the act of grabbing a girl by the jowels and forcing her to service you.

Sex starved Teeter was forced to british bulldog his date.

british bulldog by Skitch Hitchcock February 5, 2003

british pajamas

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude

Steve come up to my room and slip into your british pajamas.

british pajamas by santonioandez March 18, 2009

British Culture 

Idk...doesn't excist

Ella:We have british culture!

Me:Haha no.

British Culture by Hiii Ella September 18, 2021

the british play 

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

the british play by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

British Petroleum by billthecat June 23, 2010

British 

A bunch of bog trotters who wish they could be from France.

British Person: I am British

Human: Sheep Shagger

French person: Hey you wanna come to Paris? I'll kick your ass.

British person: Sure

British by Brits Suck August 25, 2007