Pre Teen 

Annoying little 13 year old girls who only listen to 1D and Justin Bieber. They only watch Disney Channel. They get raped by pedophiles and love to wear pink. They laugh at everything and don't take anything seriously. They only text and their grammar is shit.

Pre Teen 1: OMGZZ DID U HEER ABOUT JOSTIN BEEBERS NU ALBUM?

Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO

Pre Teen by Cakeroar December 6, 2013

Text Teen 

A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.

Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"

Text Teen by pot hole June 15, 2011

late teen meat 

large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.

16 year old, small, thin, sticklike

17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat

late teen meat by JFwolves December 14, 2012

closet teen 

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.

The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.

closet teen by insideout1 December 12, 2012

some teen 

when a person is of the teenage years 13 thru 19

Tyler: Dude that girl stayed over at my place again.
Chris: you mean that girl who is seventeen?
Tyler: Dude she's really sixteen.
Chris: she might as well be fifteen.
Tyler: at least she's some teen.
Chris: Dude your sick.

some teen by PizzaManDude October 19, 2014

lost teen 

A teen who makes bad decisions. (drinking, smoking, etc.)

Kylie is always drinking. She's such a lost teen.

lost teen by Harrietlonging September 25, 2017

Meme-Teen 

A Meme-Teen is a meme based teenager that uses social media and jokes on the internet to solve their problems, instead of actually doing something about them.

Terry: Why are you being such a Meme-Teen?
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.

Meme-Teen by Drunk_Enough_2_Kick_Ur_A$$ May 2, 2018