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Glorified Traffic Warden 

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
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slid down the bannister and warm my tea up 

man asking female to ready herself for some cunninglingus
Bill: Oi sweetheart, slid down the bannister and warm my tea up
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African Neck Warmer 

The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.
Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!

Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
A rare species that must be respected.

A fine example of a wahmen-respecter is Pewdiepie.
"Did you just disrespect wahmen?"

"I am respecting wahmen"
Wahmen by A respecter of wahmen August 24, 2017

empty warhead

Another name for George Bush.
And people don't understand why we're the most hated nation in the world.
empty warhead by bigtones March 26, 2005

Luke Warm 

Also known as "Lukes" or "Luke Sky Walkers"

Definition 1:
A hot girl who appears under age 18

Definition 2:
When the pussy is less than average quality. Or, pussy is just OK, but not great.
Peter: Hey Richard, Look!!! Luke warms!!

Richard: Yea bro, I like me some fresh Luke Sky Walkers right about now.

OR:

Dude that old bitch had Luke Warm guts. I had to sneak out when she was on the shitter.

Respecting Wamen 

Lets say your fist is respect and you punch the face of a wamen with the fist, you RESPECT WAMEN.
Crush: What you been doin all day?
Me:RESPECTING WAMEN NOW LEMMME SMASH!!!!!!!!