Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special

Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s

Urban dictionary retard by eggsandbeans June 30, 2009

Retard 

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

Retard by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010

Retardex

A brand of toothpaste.
Also a new saying toward someone you dislike.

" shut up you retardex "

Retardex by mooooooooon November 22, 2009

retard alarm 

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

retard alarm by retard alarm March 28, 2016

Retard circus 

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look

"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"

Retard circus by MRAzang January 5, 2017

retard siren 

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

retard siren by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

Retarded Meatball 

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

Retarded Meatball by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017