JeggyTactical's definitions

Cucuntber

The word you would use to describe a cunt, that can deepthroat at least a full cucumber.

"Fuck off, cucuntber."

"That Bitch is such a cucuntber!"

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

Vaseggtomy

A vasectomy but performed with a sharpened egg shell.

"Yeah the doctor didn't have any sterile scalpels, so I had to get a vaseggtomy."

by JeggyTactical April 5, 2019

Procumstinate

The act of procrastinating masturbation

"Did you procumstinate again?"
"I haven't busted a nut in days because I keep procumstinating."
"I have a procumstination problem"

by JeggyTactical April 5, 2019

Strawbutter

The mixture of cum and blood that seeps out of the anus after rough anal sex. Named strawbutter for its pinkish red color, and thick consistency.

"Fuck me so hard that I fart strawbutter!"

"Dude, she was leaking strawbutter after I was done with her."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017