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one up girl

A girl that you can always go to for sex, like a whore, but you know her, and it is free.

Hey, I got my one up girl on speed dial, want to have some fun?

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When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.