Jesus 

When you see a nice body or something very tragic

1. Jesus that ass is fat.
2. Jesus man no one should die that way.

Jesus by jamezey October 8, 2021

Jesus 

biggest liar ever, will break your heart, bad-looking, acts sweet, is actually a bitch.

Jesus is a big lying bitch.

Jesus by culurful October 16, 2021

Jesus 

Someone I couldn't give a f*ck abt-

I literally don't care abt Jesus, I mean live ya life but...bruh-

Jesus by SomeRandomPersonDuh October 26, 2021

jesus 

That one guy that doesn't exist lol

religious guy; Hey be respectful, Jesus exist
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.

Atheist: uh-

Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️

jesus by whoisalex? November 6, 2021

Jesus 

An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY

JESUS HAS A FATTY

Jesus by lovelyn <33 November 21, 2021

Jesus 

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one

Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit

Jesus by azues November 21, 2021

JESUS 

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil

Jesus have mercy on us!

JESUS by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021