Jesus

biggest liar ever, will break your heart, bad-looking, acts sweet, is actually a bitch.
Jesus is a big lying bitch.
by culurful October 17, 2021
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your mom

The best woman in bed, and I know cause I was in that bed with her.
Your mom was great last night.
by culurful October 17, 2021
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