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Elise Mackert 

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.
" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"
Elise Mackert by Lord_Twat August 23, 2011
the shame of the English, in reality just twats with a deadbeat town. Oh yeah, the football team is shite too. Hell, even they admit that. Yeah, Sunderland is a sink hole, do your best to avoid it.
mackem by Giles2112 April 14, 2005

macedonia 

The BEST country in thw world and home of the great ledgend Alexander The Great!!! People think that Macos and Greeks are the same but they are not. Greeks think they are better then Macos and Macos think they are better then Greeks.
Macedonia is NOT the same as Greece, If Macos and Greeks are the same then how come they dont understand each other?

Maco Pride is in my Mind, Maco Blood is my Kind, So step aside and let us through, Coz its all abot The MACO CREW!!
macedonia by MaCo Nd PrOuD January 29, 2006

mackerel 

A state of (madness) achieved when a (scenario) pushs the boundaries of normal (humour). Mackerel Madness. An alternative approach to life, not excepting the social status quo. Unoffensive, yet inappropriate behavoir to alter generel perspective.
"That persons outfit and facial hair were Mackerel Madness"

Busking on a local bus service and jamming with the driver and passengers could be considered Mackerel Madness.
mackerel by Max Mackerel July 12, 2005
To be violated (with consent) in the genitals, bum hole, ear, eyes, nose, open wounds and basements by the one they call Bum Finger.
marked by raven8000 February 6, 2012
Mackenzie is a really athletic person. She is really good at swimming and netball. She is also a fast runner!

Mackenzie is also a class clown and is usually pretty, smart and funny.

She is very confident in her self and doesn't care if others don't approve of her.
You know Mackenzie? Yep she awesome!