Legal Research and Writing 

A crucial lawyering skill best taught at high altitudes, in the foggy mountains of East Asia, by an unremittingly cruel and forbidding sensei. The pupil should be forced to subsist only on a diet of insects and tree bark, must punch out memos until his or her fingers bleed, and must learn to live without sleep -- permanently. Whenever the pupil makes a mistake, he or she must be severely beaten with a Bluebook to the point of unconsciousness.

The training will culminate in a series of near-impossible tests, which may or may not involve the following: fighting rabid panda bears; swimming across a mighty river while carrying a boulder; interviewing pretend clients; retrieving a precious jewel from each of the 94 Federal judicial districts; dueling a demon to the death; and solving ancient riddles.

"Do NOT mess with that guy. He learned Legal Research and Writing from the legendary Chu-Han. I am so not even joking."

Legal Research and Writing by Are Jonnson December 9, 2008

writing 

The act of putting ideas, thoughts, etc into a work of literature. Can be done anywhere; like on paper, online, and for the rebels: on other people's property.

Natalie was writing a poem for her crush.
Jenna was writing ideas for her newest book.
Sabrina was writing the next chapter of her story online.

writing by IKillButter February 11, 2012

Brighting 

Use of bright lights during the nighttime to harass; alternatively, use of bright light in the nighttime, to identify. Also used in surveillance to illuminate the interior of passing vehicles during the night. Also used as signaling to alert confederates in surveillance activity.

1. Flashing of lights at specific individuals, by a large number of other individuals. "We were out brighting that fool down the block."

2. Brilliant illumination, generally with spotlights, of the interior of passing cars. Usually used to discern individual drivers or occupants of very similar vehicles. "I couldn't see who that was driving that Escalade, so as we pass him I brighted him."

3. Brilliant illumination of the interior of passing cars to allow filming with video or other cameras. "I know he was wigging and I wanted the money shot, so I brighted him with the video light."

4. Headlights can be modified to be adjustable like an adjustable rear-view mirror. This allows headlights to be aimed at target vehicles and "jiggled" to make the target car "flash". "I juggled the headlights to bright him up for the boys to spot."

Brighting by wonkster March 15, 2009

Writing Virginity 

A term used in fanfiction. When a person has not posted any M rated fanfics online. They'll stay between the rating range of K+ to T.

I can't believe I just posted this fic! Now I've lost my Writing Virginity!

I'm not doing that kink meme! I'm keeping my Writing Virginity.

Welcome to our yaoi world, sister. Us, who have already lost our Writing Virginity.

Writing Virginity by JustAnotherYaoiFangirl November 8, 2011

writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss

Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

writing a letter to the pope by kingbub112 February 29, 2016

bullshit writing 

When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.

Bullshit writing:

In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.

bullshit writing by Supersonik August 24, 2017

360 Wristing 

When one dances exclusively by rotating their wrist.

"You know you always get me with that 360 wristing, babe."

360 Wristing by TheAnarchy August 6, 2020