global warming 

You know, if the scientists and climatologists, who are educated in the feild of global warming are saying that the world is getting hotter, then why debate with them. Bush doesn't give a damn about global warming because he sucks up to the oil companies. Its not just a theory its a proven fact. It used to snow where I live now it doesn't snow anymore.

Fucking conservatives don't give a fuck about global warming because if they did do something they would just be millionaires instead of multi-millionaires.

global warming by Maxuelington January 7, 2007

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

nuts in a wringer

An earthy reference to being in deep trouble.

He’s gonna get back to work after his week off in Tahiti and find his nuts in a wringer; I’m talking serious flatdick .

nuts in a wringer by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019

global warming 

What republicans pretend not to believe in so they can see New York and San Francisco flooded in 20 years or so.

"Ya know... Katrina done hit us pretty hard. Mebee that Gore feller 'bout th' global warming 'ur whutever was talkin' a licka sense aft-"

"Shhhh! Shutthafuckup Pete!"

global warming by known_to_some January 9, 2010

Waking up the rocket

When a penis becomes erect due to sexual arousal. Used colloquially to refer to the sight of an attractive female making a guy's penis hard.

"So many pretty girls around me and they waking up the rocket"

Waking up the rocket by Cappy1 November 11, 2016

The gypsy's warning 

A quiet word to an employee or aquaintance, suggesting that they'd best proceed with caution in respect of their current conduct or attitude, or they may be in for an unpleasant surprise. The details of which aren't actually set out by the giver of the warning, who may or may not have control over their fate.

The guy was certainly out of line, there probably wasn't sufficient grounds for disciplinary action, but he certainly got the gypsy's warning.

The gypsy's warning by Doghouse Riley April 17, 2008

wearing the monkey 

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

wearing the monkey by felix844 July 2, 2012