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the waffle house has found its new host is a copy-and-paste spam that has been going around youtube and other social media platforms.
Person, 1:the waffle house has found its new host

Person 2:I should spam this in youtube comment sections and ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS MAKING IT ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS PNGTUBERS
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Waffle House Monster 

a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.

Waffle House 

The act of having sex with women having every major STD known. This can be achieved with one or multiple females. At the end of this act, one's wang will have the effect of Waffle House - DIRTY, potentially painful, and will have as many things added as the hashbrowns.
Man, I pulled a waffle house last night. My wang being "smothered," "covered," "chunked," and "capped" wasn't so bad, but it getting "topped with burt's chili" burns like hell. I think I need to go see a doctor.
Waffle House by The Gersh October 6, 2005

Waffle House 

The United States' largest chain of truck stops.
When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.
Waffle House by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Waffle House, The 

The Waffle House is a buzzing coffee house/restuarant in the center of Norwich (39 Saint Giles' Street), UK. Serving freshly made sweet and savoury Belgian waffles, using many organic and free-range ingrediants. Relaxed friendly service in a period listed building. Not to everyone's taste on the basis that a waffle for your main course and a crèpe for dessert can seem like too much of the same thing,
"The Waffle House - fantastic food, great prices, student discount - what more could you ask for!! Ketchup...what?"

waffle house 

to fart while spinning in circle, thereby maximizing the area that your fart covers.
waffle house by Jordan W. October 16, 2007

Waffle House 

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement
Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?
Waffle House by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018