veggie sex

Any sexual activity that doesn't involve the insertion of a penis into any orifice. So, hand job, cunnilingus, toys, etc. Could be male-male, or male-female. As noted elsewhere, female-female sex is by definition veggie sex.

He couldn't get it up last night but we still had a fun couple hours of veggie sex.

veggie sex by weak thought October 22, 2010

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VeggieTales

A video and DVD-only show by the company Big Idea created for smaller children that teaches lessons such as Obedience and Thankfulness through stories from the Bible and also their own stories (still about God). All of the charcters are vegetables. There is one movie: Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie. Though the show is made for little kids, it is actually quite funny and the show and movie are great comedies.

Quote from Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:
Motivational Tape- You are a skilled metalworker
Khalil the catepillar/worm- I am a skilled metalworker. Ah! I did not know that!

VeggieTales by Proud Nerd September 2, 2005