poop trail mix 

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

poop trail mix by poop fart January 21, 2020

Ohio Trail Mix

When a Very over weight woman has dingle berrys (shit clumps)scabs, yeast Infection and crumbs from her hourly meal in her pubic hair as a meal for her fat loving lover

Kenneth/"Dude last night I ate Gertrude's Ohio Trail Mix that shit was delicious!" David/"Bro scrape off a bag for me next time!"

Ohio Trail Mix by Smube December 26, 2023

Portland Trail Mix 

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

Portland Trail Mix by The Liberian February 28, 2025

do you like trail mix 

If someone ask if you like trail mix they

are typically asking if you like nuts in your mouth.

D: Hey do you like trail mix?
M: I guess so yeah?
D: Ha lol

do you like trail mix by anonymous May 14, 2022

trail mixed out 

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.

When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.

trail mixed out by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

Trail Mixed 

to be high on the devil's lettuce while tripping on shrooms

Friend 1: Hey, why is Tommy rolling around in the grass?

Friend 2: He's trail mixed, bro.

Trail Mixed by 1315187114 July 4, 2018

Trail mixed 

When you are dabbiling in vaginal intercourse and accidentally end up engaging in anal intercourse

“Hey bro, you trail mixed with Ashely last night”

Trail mixed by Davis696958 August 25, 2018