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Google Telephone 

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)
I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".
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Telephonic relief

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

telephone booth 

what you come out of if youre gay and dont have a closet.
I heard superman's comin up out tha telephone booth yo.
telephone booth by stealth_sim1 January 26, 2005

Texas Telephone 

When two people converse in conversation while they are taking a dump in neighboring stalls.
Joey and Bob had the best conversation through a Texas Telephone.

Alaskan Telephone Pole 

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.
That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

telephone 

a game children play when you describe an item and each child in a line add to the description of that item to see how outrageous it gets by the end, also what nosey adults do with information to make someone look bad by adding untruthful information (exaggerating)
It's like a game of telephone when you try to get to the truth about what was said about Bob at work.
telephone by butterfly4LOVE January 17, 2009

telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.
"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"