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Spoondick  

One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.

Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.

Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.

The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.

Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007

Raging Spooner 

1) the erection, often unwanted and unintentional, that a man has while spooning with another female

2) the erection that results from spooning furiously
Her: "So I was spooning with Tom in bed last night and I all I could feel was his raging spooner poking me in the back!"

Friend: "Eww...Grosss!"
Raging Spooner by samsayton April 10, 2011

The spooner 

When you and your girl are spooning, and you just yank down her pants and start banging from the spooning position.
last night my girl wanted to just snuggle before bed. I said f**k that and gave her the spooner.
The spooner by bjammin08 February 26, 2011

spoondiferous 

Adjective (occasionally adverb), pronounced "spon-dif-er-us".

Meaning spectacular and successful to the minds of the people involved. A spoondiferous event is often seen as silly or irrelevant to the general population but regard as a positive result by the people involved

The word is a derivation from the catch phrase spoon used by the cartoon character named 'The Tick'.
In a spoondiferous display Billy set a new world record for holding the most hot dogs under his armpits whilst riding a bicycle.
spoondiferous by the.duckman August 30, 2007
Someone who willingly accepts the act of spooning from their partner.
Somone who gets spooned.
Michelle was a spoonee for Doug last night
Spoonee by MidnightxTR December 6, 2010

spooners 

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase
"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid

Nigga Spooked

When something is so scary that its spooks the timbs off a hard ass nigga.
Nigga 1: Damn nigga, Charlene said she was pregnant and my mothafuckin timbs flew off my goddamn feet!

Nigga 2: Damn son, that hoe really got you Nigga Spooked like that?
Nigga Spooked by The Crippled Crip December 23, 2019