Fellatious Reasoning 

Reasoning skills that enable you to score a blowjob

J-dawg: yo, I heard you scored a BJ with Tina last night.

B-roc - yup, I used fellatious reasoning to convince her to get down on her knees and suck away!

Fellatious Reasoning by np69 December 13, 2010

Prospective Reasoning 

Thinking ahead about one or multiple circumstances in future.

Melissa make sure you use prospective reasoning when choosing graduate school.

Prospective Reasoning by GeorgeBaggio10 January 26, 2011

Vaginal Reasoning 

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.

"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""

Vaginal Reasoning by BnutzBcrazy January 29, 2010

Reclining Tinkerbell

When a petite girl is sitting on your face then pulls a reclining chair on you. When you protest, she'll just tell you to suck it up.

Becky forced me to eat her ass last night. God, she's such a reclining tinkerbell.

Reclining Tinkerbell by ABitCloserToDorime July 12, 2020

Mr. Reckling

Mr. Reckling the awesome English teacher

Mr. Reckling is an Awesome Teacher! he is super cool and he should not quit his OK job.

Mr. Reckling by Mr. Mar January 31, 2022

Racooning

A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.

"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."

Racooning by phucvtec January 10, 2005

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

mom reasoning by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007