lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness 

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness by QuacksO June 24, 2019

The Racing Pulses 

Alt-rock band from Wisconsin with music kinda like a mix of RHCP, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, and a lot of that early 2000s rock. The band met on Craigslist and released their first album called "Nothing to Write Home About" in 2017

"Have you heard that song "Intricate" by The Racing Pulses?"
"OMG yes! I've been bumping their music all day."

The Racing Pulses by The_Rachel_Not_From_Friends July 20, 2017

Pulsesexual

Pulsesexual is a BEAUTIFUL thing. When you are pulsesexual every creature with a pulse turns you on. If you walk on the street every living creature makes you horny, and you want to fuck it.

Me: Mom, i'm pulsesexual. Mom: It's okay son, so am I. Me: Okay... let's fuck?
You are a pulsesexual bitch. I love it.

Pulsesexual by Pattepik123321 January 21, 2020

purse breast separation 

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

purse breast separation by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007

Pylse Med Sennep 

Only the most intelligent, sexy and powerful human beings gets the honour to be called this name. When born, the baby will instantly be known as Pylse.

What!?!?!! Is that a Pylse i smell?? Oh my god it is! Wow, the only Pylse Med Sennep in the world is here!!!

Pylse Med Sennep by pylsemedsennep November 23, 2021

Sugar Purse 

Sugar purse is what you call a women's vagina when it has a pleasant odor and taste or when you want a nice alternative to cunt. Only a wholesome woman would have a sugar purse, this term does not apply to whores.

Hey baby, I've got a surprise in my sugar purse for you!!

Sugar Purse by DaDonk August 5, 2009

stunt purse 

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.

Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"

stunt purse by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008