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The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl
Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!
Porking by The Murphinator January 19, 2010

snorkel porking 

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
snorkel porking by snorkpork November 28, 2010
the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)
pooning by anonymous February 26, 2002
A small, pink, blob like creature in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. This creature was made to resemble the the classic weakest enemy of many RPGs, the slime. Very easy to and is usually the first monster a player ever kills. There are a few stronger forms of this monster such as the Poporing and the Angelring. This monster will earn you 1 base Exp. and 1 job Exp. per kill. Another characteristic of the poring is its ability to pick up nearby items on the ground and stores them inside it's self till a person kills it, which then every item it has taken in shall fall to the ground leaving them available for that person to pick up.
" Nooo, that poring just ate my Baphomet Card! ;-; "
Poring by Jordan December 29, 2004
Used to describe when content from one video-game is converted over to another. This is considered illegal, as it is seen as giving away free game content to people who might not own the game. See warez.
Nerd 1: Hmm, this shotgun sound from Half-Life 2 will go perfect in Fallout 3! Then, when it's done, I'll put it up for download on my favorite site!

Nerd 2: You can't do that, that's porting!
Porting by Laulz Mann August 15, 2011
When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated
"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."
Porping by J. Manziel June 26, 2016