poke badgers with spoons 

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

poke badgers with spoons by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

soap and poke 

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.

Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.

soap and poke by homoguytom February 1, 2013

Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

Stroke n Poke by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

Smoke and poke 

Indulging in cannabis and following it with sexual intercourse

My room-mate met a guy who invited her into his apartment for a smoke and poke. You could also think of it as bong and dong. A variant would include toke and poke.

Smoke and poke by The Dork Knight September 10, 2011

poke it with a stick

"Poke it with a stick" is an idiom and originates in one's coming across a motionless thing, possibly some sort of creature. One typically responds by poking it with a stick or any longish handy object one wouldn't mind possibly getting gooey when visual inspection alone fails to identify the thing. Verbal speculation with others is exhausted and one is urged to "poke it with a stick." By poking with a stick, one hopes to find if the thing will move (in which case, all run away), or to find if it seems soft or rigid or recently soft and now rigid, or if the entire thing or only a portion of it is present plus any other information poking a thing with a stick may yield. The stick allows one to investigate in the moment of discovery in situ, when it is unwise or disgusting to use a finger or toe. As an idiom, "poke it with a stick" means that a thing or situation is suspect and elicits morbid curiosity.

"Is that a snake?" "I don't know. Has it moved?" "I don't think so." "Let's poke it with a stick."
If you poke a guru with a stick, will you find the skin thick, or thin and already full of holes?

poke it with a stick by TheOneTrueJune December 10, 2013

2 stroke poke 

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

2 stroke poke by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020