Focus Nodding 

When you are really focusing on something and somebody is talking to you and you pretend like you are listening my simply nodding to everything they say.

Person #1 *Playing XBox*

Person #2 "You need to get off that!"

Person #1 *Focus Nodding*

Focus Nodding by Uglis March 21, 2011

Shark noodling 

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

Shark noodling by MAG66 March 21, 2017

Street Nodding 

consuming a sufficient amount of Fentayl or heroin and finding a location in the middle of a street to "nod off" while standing up until either you sober up or get hit by a vehicle.

Yo, yall wanna blast some fetty and go street nodding tonight?

Street Nodding by GhettoVet September 4, 2021

Rootsy Noodling 

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle

“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”

Rootsy Noodling by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022

Sheriff of Noddingham 

When an individual has ingested a lethal amount amount opiates. (Heroin, Vicodin, Percoden, Morphine, Loratabs, etc.

Dat nigga did to much heron. Dem’s mouth is open and they be droolin’, and shit., you be patrolling da hood like the Sheriff of Noddingham again. We finna to Narcan yo punk ass if youz don’t get a handle on dat shit dawg.

Sheriff of Noddingham by HUD1974 November 16, 2020

El Salvadorian Noodling 

The act of 2 men taking turns shoving their arms deep into each others assholes.

Isai and Frank were El Salvadorian Noodling all night and now the whole house smells like shit.

El Salvadorian Noodling by Big.Dick.Daddy October 27, 2022

Nooning 

Midday coital session

Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.

Nooning by Laurgelika January 14, 2009