guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

guided meditation by Mulox August 27, 2017

garden meditation 

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

garden meditation by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

masturbation meditation 

A deep state of mind that allows you to cum with nothing touching your dick/vagina.

Masturbation meditation

masturbation meditation by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

Operant Meditation

Meditation that is satisfying clarity of mind while able to operate in a given task, thoughtless intellect, spacing out awarely

We are informed by the news, to avoid stress, we look at it with operant meditation.
The Buddha had taught us to calmly love the world with operant meditation.
I listened and did operant meditation, wasn't "spacing out!"

Operant Meditation by Westward Idealist June 8, 2020

Ring ding meditation 

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

Ring ding meditation by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018