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masticating 

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.
Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
masticating by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

manipulo-mastication 

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.
"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."
manipulo-mastication by mstclair68 December 9, 2012
The act of becoming massive. To grow immensely.
That girl just massivate(d)! She must be a superhero!
Massivate by pumppan February 3, 2010

nasticate 

nasticate-to make things hard for someone..
Joe - how is you gurl?
Martin -she is fine, her friend Beth has been trying to nasticate my relation with Jenny cause she is jealous..
nasticate by Nithin Paul April 28, 2009

mfusticated 

To be in a hurry or panicing. Unusual word is spelt with a silent M
I'm not mfusticated! Stop being mfusticated!
mfusticated by alex taylor May 21, 2007