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Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle Jog 

A jizzle jog is when you go for a jog and you accidentally put on you skeet socks. Also known as a squidward sprint.
Ty: Hey man, I just went on a jizzle jog.
William: Man you used my socks!!!
Jizzle Jog by Typhoon419 July 25, 2016

jizzle jawline 

when it looks like you have jizz on ur jawline.
Carter has a jizzle jawline because of last night.

Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
Jizzle FanBizzle by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009

Jizzle Shits 

When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.
You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits
Jizzle Shits by hlhlhl October 27, 2008

jizzle crane 

term relating to and meaning penis
hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long
jizzle crane by remt October 31, 2006