Jiffy
A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.
Jiffy by Wills Library September 11, 2020
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Jiffy by Uptown Champ , BMORE CHAMP November 7, 2023
Jiffy
Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”
Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!
Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.
Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.
Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!
Jiffy by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024
Jiffy Wiz
A period of time. It is derived from the computer term jiffy, which is a clock (computer) dependent interval of time. It is so short that hundreds of thousand could pass and a human couldn’t even sense it. From the human perspective, with any passage of time the jiffies would just wiz by, hence the term “jiffy wiz”.
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Jiffy Wiz by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
Jiffy-puff
(noun) common result of a sascrotch (unkempt genital grooming) resulting in the elevation of undergarments away from body due to the pressure exerted outward from regional hair.
(1)"man did you see the jiffy-puff on that sascrotch?!?!"
(2)"yea, definitely an index of 2 inches on that one..."
(2)"yea, definitely an index of 2 inches on that one..."
Jiffy-puff by Cap'n Firecracker December 15, 2009
jiffy bag
jiffy bag by prawnstar69 September 24, 2003