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Horse Face 

1) A douche bag that stalks musicians, asks for photos and autographs, and then proceeds to talk shit about them either to their faces or behind their backs.

2) An ugly long faced douche bag with a big nose resembling a horse.
1) Guy 1: So Kristoffer does the most controversial and volatile thing anyone can do, and yells to Jerry Cantrell loudly and clearly for everyone to hear: "It should have been you instead of Layne!".
Guy 2: Wow, what a fucking Horse Face.

2) "Wow, that thug that had that 2 second spot on 30 Rock is a Horse Face!"
Horse Face by metalbro4life May 27, 2010

Horseback riding 

When you are doing doggy style and you pull out before ejaculating and nut on her back
Horseback riding by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Horse Face 

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.
Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.
Horse Face by DevilFan August 29, 2012
1. Proclamation of sudden disgust, generally paired with the word "Aww". See shit
2. Something that is blatantly incorrect or immoral

Word must be uttered using a low, raspy voice with a southern accent.
Aww horsehack!
That is horsehack!
Horsehack by Cletus T. Washington January 5, 2005

horsefarm 

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation
Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!
horsefarm by J$! January 6, 2008

slutbag hoeface 

A person who appears to be trashy, bitchy, stupid, or self obsessed.
Kate: Did you hear about last night?
Amanda: No, what happened?
Kate: Leah cheated on her boyfriend with four different guys!
Amanda: Oh my fucking God. What a slutbag hoeface.
slutbag hoeface by sarabby. January 19, 2009