Magic Grandad 

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

Magic Grandad by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

rudeboy grandad 

A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.

Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"

John"no it's rudeboy grandad"

Colin" thank fuck for that!"

rudeboy grandad by Colin John September 29, 2018

Black Grandad 

A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)

Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!

Black Grandad by anonymous November 18, 2020

The grandad 

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

The grandad by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

Sweaty grandad 

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face

I gave him the sweaty grandad.

Sweaty grandad by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021

A Grandad 

when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.

Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .

A Grandad by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

Robbie’s grandad by Zafmiester December 12, 2017