Finals' Beard 

The beard that accumulates on a man's face as final exams approach due to lack of time to shave. This can also be a bi-product of too many projects and big assignments to have time to stop and shave.

Josh: Dude, Matt has a stubbly appearance about his face, today I saw him and it looks like he hasn't shaved in ages.

Angela: He's got a serious case of Finals' Beard, He'll be fresh cut by Friday night when finished with all his classes.

Finals' Beard by Matthew Shea (@mattshea90) December 12, 2009

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

finals flu by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

finals week

absolutely horrendous week where you and your friends hole up in the library to make up for the ridiculous amount of slackin' you've done over the course of the semester. However, there is some fun involved, such as getting pizza delivered to the library, spending lots of money on QT junk food, or taking pictures of your antics until someone tells you to shut up.

Girl 1 sets her Facebook status as 'Frick, i hate finals week. I have butt ton of homework, all nighter anyone?'

Girl 2's response: Yes please, library?

Guy 1's response: Word. Bring the food?

Guy 2's response: CRAPPP.. so much work. see you in a quick minute.

and so on...

finals week by asusundevil2 May 4, 2009

Finals Face 

it happens around the end of every semester when you, or some other unlucky chump, sits in the campus library on a couch that is way more comfortable than study-focus-appropriate and just stare because even with a laptop and papers scattered before you, there's nothing you can do because of mind-crunch-overload...

guy 1: see that dude over there with that crazy finals face?

guy 2: i think he's drooling....

Finals Face by Hitch The Eternal Song December 14, 2009

Finals five 

The five pounds you gain at the end of every semester from stress eating during finals week

Man i cant believe i gained the finals five again this semester

Finals five by Samethough June 10, 2014

Finals week

Finals week is the worst week to be alive. the entire week itself with make you want to kys. You always are late to finish all of your work and are crying because you know you are way too sped to get into high school. After you finish all of your finals you will be so fucking happy than getting a damn C

why does this week suck so much?
It's cause it's Finals week
God damnit!

Finals week by i want to kms May 19, 2022

finals coma 

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.

Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!

finals coma by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011