uncle fester

a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?

uncle fester by 42VB May 11, 2006

Lemon Fester

A severely infected, ingrown pubic hair.

When I pulled down her panties, I was shocked to find a patch of Lemon Festers.

Lemon Fester by Weasel bob May 10, 2014

Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.

Uncle Fester by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004

Filthy Uncle Fester 

Combo Backfire Blumpkin and Dirty Sanchez.

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.

Filthy Uncle Fester by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

Uncle Fester by Jason L. March 2, 2005

Reverse Fester 

When you insert a lightbulb into your anus and then lick a 9 volt battery in order to illuminate the bulb.

It wasn't until I discovered the Reverse Fester that I began to appreciate the findings of Ben Franklin.

Reverse Fester by AKelley29 June 13, 2019

Uncle Fester's Nightstand 

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand

That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter

Uncle Fester's Nightstand by Jamscone April 28, 2022