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dickwater 

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.
Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.
dickwater by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Dicktation 

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.
Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation
Dicktation by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation 

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.
(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
dicktation by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dicktatorship 

The government of Soda Springs High School. A form of the word dictatorship except the dictator is a complete dick.
Taylor was running a dicktatorship and was beginning to piss everyone off.
dicktatorship by Barshizzle December 8, 2007

dicktatership 

the act of floating your penis on potatoes on the water.

Origin: Game Grumps Zelda Ocarina of time Episode 38
"i used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."
dicktatership by cttn November 6, 2019

dicktatership 

the act of putting your penis on potatoes making it float on the water.
"I used my penis and potatoes in the water on my dicktatership."
dicktatership by cttn November 6, 2019