Stealing the cumquat 

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

Stealing the cumquat by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

El Tersero : The Cumquat 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat

El Tersero : The Cumquat by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》 by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

cumquake 

A time when a dude cums inside a dude a girl's ass, and pulls her panties up at the last minute to avoid a cum pie.

Did u just cumquake me? My panties are so wet!

cumquake by DildoOfDarkness January 11, 2016

Cumquwatt

the result of left over semen drying in a woman's hair without her knowing it's there.

in the movie 'there's something about mary' cameron diaz had a Cumquwatt in her hair.

Cumquwatt by kwil15 June 1, 2010

cumqwat 

(n) when a total twat is guzzling an overload of cum that is too large for their mouth

That guy is being a total cumqwat.

cumqwat by 1111Spades June 26, 2016

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011