dave chappelle 

A black racist commedian, who loves to label whites as racist, yet demonstrates just as much racism, hatred and bigotry against whites.

These crackers are racist!

You're a racist!

Go home, cracker whiteboy.

dave chappelle by jacksonville September 15, 2004

dave chappelle 

funniest man ever!!!!

what ok and yeah.....lil jon impersonation

Im Rick james bitch

dave chappelle by alex March 9, 2004

Dave Chappelle 

Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

Dave Chappelle by JBo July 13, 2005

dave chappelle 

a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his
mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

dave chappelle by bugsyleeo21 January 26, 2005

dave chappelle 

1. A hilarious man.
2. Someone who gets a $50 million contract and still leaves a highly successful tv show due to racism.

Damn, Dave Chappelle, I never knew a $50 million contract = racism

dave chappelle by Adrian July 3, 2006

dave chappelle 

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

dave chappelle by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

dave chappelle 

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

dave chappelle by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004