beer battered strawberry starfish 

When you finger your girl on the rag until the blood flows like the Niagra then poor beer on her clit and drink it as it drains down to her ass.

I slipped this girl a beer battered strawberry starfish last night and drank the whole beer.

beer battered strawberry starfish by Richar Kraft August 2, 2006

basterd 

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.

Jon Thomas is a basterd!!

basterd by JonThomas August 26, 2009

Battered Liberal 

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

Battered Liberal by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007

battered woman 

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

battered woman by norman December 5, 2003

Battered Deer 

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

Battered Deer by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

bustered a Gasket 

Means to have an orgasm while you're having a shit

Oh! I Bustered a Gasket on Toby!

bustered a Gasket by Unfolding folds June 1, 2016

Battered Eskimo 

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

Battered Eskimo by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018