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Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.
I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.
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top-down awareness

That awkward moment when a person realizes that her bikini top has fallen out of place and others are aware of the fact.
In leaping up unto the raft, and seeing bemused stares from the boys, Angel experienced a not unpleasant top-down awareness.
top-down awareness by Duckbutt December 27, 2003

award whore 

Person who obsessively craves awards and recognition. These individuals devote most of their time and effort developing intricate Machiavellian plans to obtain more awards and recognition. Social interactions are dominated by bragging about awards received, describing current plans in excruciating detail and patronizing advice on how others can obtain awards.
Dude: Hey, Richard, you're an award whore!
Richard: Great! I'll add that to my resume.

Ben Award 

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.
Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award
Ben Award by G'seppe October 9, 2013

Conscious awareness 

The level to which you analyze and look over your actions and thoughts.
Some one with a high level of Conscious awareness is very likely to not get angry or angry for a long period, as they are quickly aware of this thought process and do not allow it to influence them in a negative way

participation award 

A "reward" one gets for merely participating. Although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.
"Congratulations, here's a participation award, for doing your best!"
"...because apparently my best isn't good enough to actually win something."
participation award by xldr November 28, 2011