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valveplug 

Porn of mecha and robot characters, most commonly Transformers. It is used as a substitute for the word "porn" or the acronym "NSFW" to tag art and writing.
In most valveplug, the word "interface array" is used to refer to the bot's genitals. "Spike" is used for "penis". "Aft port" is used for the anus, whenever that applies. "Transfluid" is the most common replacement for cum, and "lubricant" is self-explanatory. In some media, male bots (mechs) are equipped with both a spike and valve, while female bots (femmes) have only a valve. However, in a lot of media, everyone is a hermaphrodite.
J: Are you into valveplug?

M: What's valveplug?

J: Robot porn.

M: Oh, I love valveplug!
valveplug by WurryKorbis August 29, 2022

crimp valve 

Arse-hole, ring piece.
I've got some farmer giles swinging from my crimp valve.
crimp valve by Razor Rudds August 22, 2003

Yorkshire shit valve 

When making a "pfft" sound. Releasing air from side of mouth In disapproval or annoyance. Also to signal that there are no words just a release of air.
Listening to trump and the Yorkshire shit valve went off.

Have you heard that? Had to release the Yorkshire shit valve.

Poofer Valve 

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"
Poofer Valve by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

kanuter valve 

(1) A generic sexual bodypart.
(2) A generic carpart.
(3) A term used to trick people that don't know much about sex or cars.
(1) Dude, I think I sprained my kanuter valve when I lost it on the handrail.
(2) Sorry ma'am, we're gonna have to replace the whole kanuter valve, and the one that fits your car is mighty expensive.
(3) Hey Chris, know what a kanuter valve is?
kanuter valve by Jeth June 13, 2005
1. A device or structure purposed to control the flow or passage of any of the three states of matter: solid, liquid or gas. Such structures may be found in plumbing, as well as in the human body (specifically, the heart).

2. A company in the game development industry that designed and continues to build upon the Half-Life series. Also, the brains (or lack thereof) behind the infamous "Steam" client, content-delivery platform.
1. Some geniuses find it fun to open the valve on a helium tank, place their mouths over it, and begin hyperventilating.

2. There comes a point in one's life where one must ask life's greatest question: Does Valve's magnificent work with Half-Life outweigh the frustration and uselessness that Steam's impropriety brings? The world may never know.
valve by HB <3 SA July 30, 2008