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tango uniform 

adj – slang: military phonetic alphabet for letters ‘t’ and ‘u’, used as euphemistic abbreviation for ‘tits up’.
etymology: from military aviation, where the flight attitude indicator on the aircraft instrument panel contained a miniature representation of an airplane which showed the flight attitude – climb, dive, bank; one style of the indicator was shaped with ‘v’ forms between the ‘dot’ – representing the fuselage (body) and the ‘dashes’ – representing the wings; (–v*v– see illus.) the ‘v’s were frequently referred to as ‘tits’; the term referred to the potentially hazardous inverted flight condition – ‘upside down’ – where the ‘tits’ would be seen as being ‘up’.
Don’t get ‘tango uniform’!”
tango uniform by wurdman December 27, 2006
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When a girl wears both ugg boots and a north face fleece at the same time. Typically these girls "fake bake", have straightened long hair, date total "bros", and wear their college sweat shirt under their fleece. It is also common to see a girl in "uniform" to be carrying a small dog in their purse underneath their arm. Most girls in uniform are not good for conversation as they are only interested in older guys who lift weights, play football, and play beer pong. Girls in uniform typically drink Natural Light or Bud Light as it's the cheapest beer they can find for parties. The most popular combination for the uniform to be worn is a black north face fleece, brown ugg boots, despite the fact that many girls claim that brown and black can't be worn together and dark skinny jeans. Another variant includes sweat pants instead of skinny jeans.

Synonyms include: bro hoe, robo-ho(implies no originality), bro army candy
John: Wow that girl is hot!

Kyle: Yeah okay... if you're into girls in uniform.

John: Are kidding me?

Kyle: No, she looks like every other girl that just walked in. Plus, you don't lift weights and aren't good at beer pong so she's not gonna be interested in you.
uniform by uniformhater April 22, 2009

Richmond uniform

For dudes, straight-leg jeans, plaid shirt, beanie, keys clipped to your belt loop with a carabiner, beard, and a cigarette.

For chicks, replace the straight-leg jeans with jeggings and the beard with some kind of facial piercing.

Named after the ubiquitous mode of dress in Richmond, VA.
I had to shave for work, now my Richmond uniform is all messed up.
Richmond uniform by demedici December 10, 2010

Uniformative 

To be uniform; remaining the same in all cases and at all times; unchanging in form or character.
The results Sean observed indicated a uniformative pattern
Uniformative by Mr. Dalgleish August 23, 2022

uninforman

Someone who is uninformed; Typically about a topic, situation or discussion.
Maybe if you listen you will be informed, you uninforman.
uninforman by Yawn Dawn May 28, 2020

Marching Band Uniform 

What a marching band wears during public performances to look the same. Consists of bibbers, a jacket, a hat and a plume/feather. Hats are usually shakos, Aussies or helmets. Some groups will also use gauntlets on the lower arm, up to the wrist.

A really comfortable piece of clothing that anyone from a band geek to a band addict wants to wear out and about to showcase how much of a nerd they are. Also works as pajamas.
Wow! You look really sharp in your marching band uniform!

You need to put your marching band uniform on the competition/football game.

I am going to put on my marching band uniform and drive around with the windows down blasting Les Misérables.

Mr. Uniform 

Mr. Uniform is a code name for a typically attractive dude. They play sports and are amazingly attractive. They are best paired with people whose name starts with "k"
Person 1: Did you see Mr. Uniform?

Person 2: Yeah he's a total cutie
Mr. Uniform by Causewhynott August 10, 2022